bae: come over
me: im too big
bae: im horny
me: I’M TOO FUCKING BIG
bae: come on my parents aren’t home
The thrilling sequel to my mom’s Smash Bros. antics has arrived! This time around my 81 year old grandma takes a shot at trying to name the entire Super Smash Bros. 4 roster, and unfortunately she also mistakes Wii Fit Trainer for Elvis. For all the references she makes more relevant to her generation I also added a side image for reference. I hope everyone enjoys this just as much (if not more) than my mom’s.
My uncle’s dog’s dentist’s youth pastor’s drug dealer’s mailman’s dad who works for Nintendo took this screenshot while the character programmer wasn’t looking. It’s looking like Aunt Jemima, Fred Flintstone, Mr. Krabs & Shrek were either planned to be in the game, or may be DLC in the future! Either way, this is an interesting find! Hopefully Nintendo will tell us more about DLC soon!
All Smash Bros. Character Rosters
From top to bottom:
N64, Melee, Brawl, Wii U/3DS
The leaks were real: Duck Hunt dog and these others dudes are in Smash Bros. ⊟
Thanks to people copping early copies of the game in Japan and streaming their playthroughs, we now know that the Duck Hunt dog (maybe a.k.a. Mr. Peepers) is in the new Smash Bros. He even brings back characters from another NES Light Gun game, Wild Gunman, for his moves and final smash.
Other characters not yet formally announced but unlocked so far: Dr. Mario, Mr. Game & Watch, Falco, Wario, Dark Pit, and Ness. Ganondorf is in there, but I didn’t have room to fit him in the gallery. Thanks to William Zeppeli, thedmonroeshow, sonicbrawler182, and Joel for the GIFs.
Duck Hunt Dog is the WTF Character We Deserve
With apologies to Mr. Game and Watch.
The Duck Hunt Dog attacks with his duck pal and looks adorable doing it. His attacks include homages to his own title with a few cameos from the many six gun shooters in NES classic Wild Gunman.
The only question is how much do you love DHD? Do you love him, or do you love him a bunch? Honestly, I’m just relieved that he’s not some weird Pikmin and Olimar clone. [❤]Preorder: Smash Bros. 3DS, Amiibo Figures